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Beverage vs. Feline Safety Sign

  • The most important warning sign in the house mounted on the Broughton Alcohol Archive
0.25 LBS
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Do you consume beverages? Do you have a cat? Do you own items that are precious to you? Do you or your guest sometimes forget that you own a cat? Is your cat an asshole? 

You don't actually need to answer that last question. You have a cat, therefore your cat is an asshole. You may think that your cat, out of all cats in the world, is not an asshole but that just means your cat is being an asshole when you aren't paying attention.

When you are enjoying a drink, you will inevitably leave a half full glass to go check on the kids, or the stove, or just get engrossed in the latest dumb video on the internet. On your return, because you forgot about the cat, you will discover that your glass has been overturned and your computer is now all sticky. 



This helpful safety posting, handsomely modeled on the side of the Broughton Alcohol Archive, was created with the assistance of the tools at my latest internet addiction, safetysign.com. I ordered a small batch of these signs in metal, 7"x10", with no drilled holes (so you'll need double sided tape to mount it). Depending on enthusiasm for this sign, others may appear as I seem to have found a gifted artisan in the Army of the Caffeinated who may make more for me in the future.

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